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Big-time traffickers who smuggle illegal immigrants into the U.S. from Mexico rely on GPS devices to evade the Border Patrol, but starting in June, border-jumpers who travel on their own can have protection, too.
Three University of California, San Diego faculty members have designed inexpensive cell phones with special software to locate water, churches and medical facilities in the treacherous Southwest desert (while avoiding law enforcement) and will give the devices to Mexican charities.
The phones, which will also feature “welcome to the U.S.” poetry, are expected to save the lives of many of the hundreds who die each year on their dangerous journeys, but illegal-immigration protesters are demanding that the academics be arrested for assisting in crimes.
Not crime ready
A news summary of traffic stops on Christmas Eve in Alice Springs, Australia, noted 11 people were charged with DUI, including one man who was spotted driving despite his cars hood being broken in the “up” position and having smashed through his windshield.
The driver maneuvered down the street by craning his neck out the side window.
>>> Two weeks earlier, in Trumbull, Conn., police arrested Christopher Frazao, 27, after watching him drive despite a windshield full of snow (except for a small opening).
A search of the car revealed marijuana, other drugs and items believed to have been stolen in recent burglaries.
Crisis continues
A man identified in Chinas Chongqing Evening News in November as Mr. Zhang, 32, admitted he is competitive with his wife and “never wants to lose an argument,” but inevitably his contentiousness leaves him with “bruises and scars all over” because Mrs. Zhang is a kung fu master.
After negotiations led by Mrs. Zhangs parents, she agreed by contract to limit any beatings to no more than once a week, with a parent-administered penalty for exceeding that.
>>> The Kirklees (West Yorkshire, England) Environmental Health department cited farmer Ronald Norcliffe, 65, in 2008 for inadequate lighting in his barn, which inspectors said failed to meet the “psychological needs” of his one cow and her calf.
In his formal appeal, heard in October 2009, Norcliffe noted (unsuccessfully) that he has had a clean record as a farmer for 30 years and that in fact, he still lives fine without electricity in his own house.
After his defeat, Norcliffes lawyer sighed. “I still have no idea how much lighting is appropriate for a cow.”
>>> In December, a court in Istanbul, Turkey, found 39 people guilty of trying to overthrow the government after a trial that lasted, on and off, for 28 years.
More than 1,000 defendants were rounded up after challenging a 1980 military coup.
The original trial lasted 10 years, but the case languished in an appeals court for 13 years while judges awaited 100 folders of evidence that had somehow gone missing.
The 39 were given life sentences, but were immediately released based on time already served.
The European Union has urged that Turkey upgrade its judicial system as a precondition for membership.
Odd news
Plastic surgeon Mark Weinberger, who skipped town in Merrillville, Ind., in 2004 to avoid mounting malpractice lawsuits and Medicare fraud charges, was finally cornered living in a tent on the southern slopes of Italys Mont Blanc in December.
As authorities approached to arrest him, Dr. Weinberger grabbed a knife and plunged it into his neck, but perhaps owing to his rusty skills (or incompetence, if the malpractice claims are accurate), missed the major artery and was captured.
>>> The Great Yarmouth Sea Life Centre in Norfolk, England, lowered the water level in its giant aquarium for Christmas because the big turtles (which are herbivores) were scheduled to receive their annual holiday treat of brussels sprouts.
Officials know from experience that if they fail to lower the water level, the gas bubbles from the powerful turtle emissions will lift the water high enough to trigger the emergency tank-flooding buzzers.
Cant stop!
In November, Oprah Winfreys mother, Vernita Lee, and the luxury fashion store Valentina Inc. announced a settlement of the latters lawsuit over Lees $155,547 outstanding tab.
On a previous tab of $174,285 in 2002, Lee had agreed to make periodic repayments, but the store apparently allowed her to open another account, and as the new balance swelled, Lee sued, claiming the store should not have re-extended credit to her.
