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News of the Weird: Seizure in art, science teaches up to park, video games economics

News of the Weird

Posted on:

Jan

26th

2010

Chuck Shepherd, editor of News of the Weird, has collected peculiar stories for 20 years. The column is the most widely read bizarre-news feature in the U.S. and is syndicated in hundreds of newspapers. Send weird news items to weirdnews@earthlink.net or News of the Weird, P.O. Box 18737, Tampa, FL 33679.

Online gaming can be expensive

In December, a prominent online game player, Buzz “Erik” Lightyear, won the auction for ownership of a virtual space station in the Planet Calypso game, paying 3.3 million Project Entropia Dollars (PEDs), which at various points entered the game’s play-like economy at an out-of-pocket cost of 10 actual U.S. cents per PED.

Thus, Lightyear “paid” $330,000 for nothing more than digital representations of cool-looking structures.

However, Lightyear can now charge other PED-seeking players who shop and hunt for valuables on the popular space station and appears confident he will eventually earn back his investment.

On the other hand, if everyone suddenly abandoned the game, Lightyear will have spent thousands of hours online, buying, selling and bartering to earn $330,000 worth of PEDs that would then be worthless.

Government in action

In January, the Berkeley (Calif.) School Board began consideration of a near-unanimous recommendation of Berkeley High School’s Governance Council to eliminate science labs from its curriculum, reasoning that the classes mostly serve white students, leaving less money for programs for underperforming minorities.

Berkeley High’s white students do far better academically than the state average; black and Latino students do worse than average.

Five science teachers would be dismissed.

>>> The Wisconsin legislature is considering a bill to designate a “state bacterium” (the Lactococcus lactis, which is crucial to turning milk into the state’s famous cheese).

If approved, the bacterium would join two dozen other state symbols (according to the Wisconsin Blue Book): coat of arms, seal, motto, flag, song, flower, bird, tree, fish, state animal, wildlife animal, domestic animal, mineral, rock, symbol of peace, insect, soil, fossil, dog, beverage, grain, dance, ballad, waltz, fruit and tartan.

>>> New York City, under Mayor Bloomberg’s leadership, has taken aggressive positions against cigarette-smoking and restaurant dishes made with trans fats, but the city’s Department of Health is apparently more tolerant regarding heroin.

A recently released, department-funded 16-page pamphlet instructs heroin users on “safer” ways to inject the drug (and suggests, if the first needle stab misses a vein, the more healthful course is to pull out and begin anew rather than try to maneuver the syringe).

Of course, the booklet contains several warnings against any use of heroin, but those, obviously, are messages habitually ignored by addicts.

Great art!

In December, Portuguese dancer Rita Marcalo, seeking to raise public awareness of the tragedy of epilepsy (which has afflicted her for 20 years), performed a 24-hour “show” at a West Yorkshire, England, theater in which she attempted to trigger an epileptic seizure on stage.

She had stopped taking medication beforehand and continually stared into flashing strobe lights, but was unsuccessful.

However, in the second part of her project (which has been funded by an Arts Council grant of the equivalent of about $20,000), she will continue the quest, but only in front of cameras, hoping to capture a seizure for a subsequent video production.

>>> Scottish sculptor Kevin Harman was fined the equivalent of about $325 in November for vandalizing the Collective Gallery in Edinburgh by smashing a metal scaffolding pole through a gallery window.

Harman insisted that the incident was actually “art,” in that it was part of a video for a project at the Edinburgh College of Art and that Harman had immediately paid to replace the window.

However, it was not “art” to the gallery’s management, which pressed charges. Harman, according to London’s The Guardian, said he was less distressed by the fine than by the gallery’s insulting his art by calling it vandalism.

Cutting-edge research

University of London math professor Simon Blackburn published a complicated, square-root-deriving formula to determine whether a driver has enough room to parallel-park within a given space.

By inputting such measurements as a car’s wheel base and the radius of its turning circle, a driver can calculate an exact, when-to-turn steering instruction.

>>> A December National Public Radio report noted that fake houseflies have begun appearing in urinals around the world based apparently on research showing that men are more likely to aim at the flies, thus leaving the area surrounding the urinal cleaner.

Another commentator wondered how such “research” was conducted (other than by the obvious method of paper-wiping floors around urinals and then comparing the wipes).

World’s laziest bank robbers

In December in Cardiff (Wales) Crown Court, James Snell was sentenced to10 years in prison for a bank robbery from which he made his getaway in his own car with an easy-to-remember personalized license plate (“J4MES”).

>>> Mark McAvinew, 52, was arrested in Kansas City, Mo., in December after allegedly robbing the Metcalf Bank and fleeing in an A.M. Heating & Cooling company van (a business he co-owns).

>>> In November, Christopher Walker was sentenced to two years in jail for robbing a Lloyds TSB Bank in Birmingham, England.

He had been caught within minutes, as he fled the bank to his home across the street.

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