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In the midst of World Cup fever, readers might have missed Germany’s win over host Barbados in June for the Woz Challenge Cup, following an eight-team polo tournament with players not on horses but Segways.
The sport is said to have been created by Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak, whose Silicon Valley Aftershocks competed again this year in Barbados (but last won the Cup in 2007).
Wozniak told ESPN.com that his own polo skills are fading, but the San Jose Mercury News reported in May that Woz’s fearlessness on the Segway seems hardly diminished.
The Mercury News report, on the Aftershocks’ local, nerd-populated league, described players as “the pudgy and the pale” and “geek chic.”
Crisis continues
Stories of sportsmanship warm the public’s heart, but there is also epic “cutthroat,” such as by Monrovia (Calif.) High School girls’ track coach Mike Knowles.
Knowles’ team had just been defeated for first place in the last event of the April league championship meet — by a record-setting pole vault by South Pasadena High School’s Robin Laird, edging her team over Monrovia, 66-61.
But then Knowles noticed that Laird was wearing a flimsy, string “friendship” bracelet, thus violating a national high school athletics’ jewelry rule.
He notified officials, who were forced to disqualify Laird and declare Monrovia the champion, 65-62.
“This is my 30th year coaching track,” Knowles said later.
“I know a lot of rules and regulations.”
>>> Universal health insurance cannot come soon enough for uninsured Kathy Myers, 41, of Niles, Mich., who, suffering an increasingly painful shoulder injury, has been continually turned away from emergency rooms because the condition was not life-threatening.
In June, as a last resort, she took a gun and shot herself in the shoulder, hoping for a wound serious enough for ER treatment.
Alas, she missed major arteries and bones and was again sent home, except with more pain.
>>> Britain’s Countess of Wemyss and March, now 67, is a hands-on manager-fundraiser for the Beckley Trust — UK’s leading advocacy organization for legalizing marijuana, according to an April profile by the Daily Mail.
However, she has not forsaken an earlier psychotropic-promoting campaign.
In her early 20s, when she was Amanda Feilding, she extolled the virtues of trepanation (to “broaden . . . awareness” by increasing the oxygen in the brain, directly, by drilling a hole in one’s head).
Feilding’s first boyfriend wrote the book on the process (Bore Hole), and her husband, the flamboyant 13th Earl of Wemyss, has also been trepanned.
The Countess still expresses hope that the National Health Service will eventually cover trepanning.
Expectorations
People who live or work in New York City believe themselves to be among the world’s toughest and hardiest, but at least 51 of them are apparently legendarily soft: the 51 city bus drivers who between them took 3,200 days of paid leave last year to “heal” over the single workplace “injury” of being spit on by passengers.
Thirty-two other spit-upon drivers did not request leave.
An official with the Transport Workers Union called spitting “physically and psychologically traumatic” and requiring “recuperat(ion).”
>>> The prominent Howrah bridge in Calcutta, India, has become a serious safety risk, according to a May report for the Calcutta Port Trust, because the steel hoods protecting the pillars holding up the bridge have been thinned by 50 percent in recent years.
Engineers believe the corrosion has been caused almost entirely by the chemicals in gutkha, the popular chewing tobacco/herb concoction, which produces expectorants routinely hocked onto the bridge by the 500,000 pedestrians who cross it every day.
The aristocrats!
In the space of about 30 minutes on a June morning, according to a Dayton Daily News report, Brian Horst, 35, shoplifted several packages of meat and a jug of Mad Dog 20/20 wine from a store, inexplicably rolled a stainless-steel tank of carbon dioxide on wheels away from a restaurant, and disabled an ATM by pounding it with a rock (after several witnesses spotted him in conversation with the screen, apparently trying to reason with the machine or possibly with an imaginary employee inside it).
Blind feats
In Urfa, Turkey, in April, pop singer Metin Senturk set the world speed record for an unassisted blind driver (in a Ferrari F430, at about 175 mph), an experience he called “like a dance with death.”
>>> In March in Watertown, Mass., two blind teenage fencers from local schools for the blind squared off in what was believed to be the first such match ever.
